June 10th, 2015

If you’d like to get to know the poor pathetic excuse for a man who maintains this site (me) this is the place to go. I’m a former janitor/salad chopper/cashier/battery description writer/deli worker/vacuum salesman/film extra/stockroom worker/encapsulator/mortgage broker/floral dispatch customer representative/loss prevention specialist/computer service salesman and current SEO specialist who is 31, overweight, balding, and still living at home. I hope through reading this site, you’ll feel better about yourself for not being me. If not, then I hope reading it will pass the time for you as well as writing it does for me.

If you’d ever like to contact me for any reason, you can reach me at preservethe80s@gmail.com.

Comments (4)

  • Joe Lawley says:

    You may be America’s most awkward citizen, but you know your shit about the Schlubs. The only question I have about them is do I hate Joe Maddon or Jake Arrieta more. Sometimes that keeps me up at night. One of the things that will make my life happier is when Arrieta is busted for roids.

  • Katie Baxter says:

    Hello! I love your article. I hate the cubs. Great job

  • rj9 says:

    Your rant about CT is solid gold. Thank you for confirming that it’s not just me who realizes what a shithole the place has become in recent years.

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