This fall we were visited by an angel. Ok so maybe it wasn’t something supernatural, but it’s damn close. Of course, I am speaking of the McRib. Every once in a while, the powers that be decide to bring back this anti-suicide injection just when we need it most. The occasional appearance of the McRib is our reward for waking up and going out into the world every day, for grinding out the long work days, and for dealing with the stresses of money, health, and relationships.
That’s right America, this Rib’s for you and you’ve earned it. The McRib is kind of like that favorite Uncle/Aunt or grandparent you had as a kid who lived far away but would come by once in a great while and fill your soul with joy. It is my wish that everyone in the world comes to know the McRib in more detail and truly appreciates the history and substance of what this gem of a sandwich truly is. I don’t want to give it all away right now, because I think the following video is the only thing that can even come within light years of doing the McRib proper justice: